Saturday, 5AM ~ total darkness ~ I am at the Big Pine clubhouse punching in the code C3579 to open the door and go take a shower.
As I open the door to the “1 person at a time” bathroom, this short haired Asian woman pushes right past me and runs into the bathroom muttering I lah earin lah nigh in here.
I just knew it was a freakin’ ploy. She looked half-heartedly around for the supposed lost earring and said It nah here. Ok I do make up now, it ok you showah, we bo gul.
I did not care if we were both girls, yeesh. I wanted my privacy. I told her No, I need this whole space.
She countered I be shhh…. quiet ~ you no know I here.
Alright, fine, weird but whatever. There was a latch on the shower door. Safe enough. What was she going to do? Steal my shampoo?!
Later while walking back to my RV. I said to no one in particular, WTF !
My spirit guides replied, Hah, first time for everything.
I was not amused ~